The Truth Must Be Known.

• If Teddy Roosevelt were President today, we would not only have captured Osama Bin Laden, Teddy would have led the search team and personally beaten Mr. Al-Qaeda to within an inch of his life.
• Also, no one would be hurt or killed by IEDs or suicide bombers. Roosevelt's glare alone is enough to disarm a bomb.
• Bruce Wayne wanted to be Teddy Roosevelt when he grew up.
• Roosevelt founded the Bull Moose party after killing, carving, and ingesting both a bull and a moose with his bare hands.
• Roosevelt once punched Death right in the mouth. The two have not been seen together since.
• Roosevelt once built a raft out of three compliant grizzly bears.
• Roosevelt once fought Cthulhu and came to a draw. He was six months old.
• Roosevelt's trademark spectacles did not improve his eyesight - they merely exposed the weaknesses of his enemies.
• Roosevelt is on God's speed dial in case of emergencies.
• Hitler didn't commit suicide because the Allies were at his doorstep. He committed suicide because Teddy Roosevelt set him a threatening letter.

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