Friday, January 16, 2009

You Can't Stop The Signal

  • Polio runs in the Roosevelt family - the only reason Teddy didn't have it is because polio knows better.
  • Teddy Roosevelt's blood can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he left most of it on San Juan Hill and decided he didn't actually need it.
  • Teddy Roosevelt can win an argument on the Internet.
  • Teddy Roosevelt is the choice of a new generation.
  • The last digit of pi is Teddy Roosevelt.
  • Teddy Roosevelt can feed his Mogwai after midnight.
  • The only thing that can kill Teddy Roosevelt is another Teddy Roosevelt. And even then it's tricky.
Do you know something about Teddy Roosevelt we don't? Well, then share it, you jerk.

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