- Polio runs in the Roosevelt family - the only reason Teddy didn't have it is because polio knows better.
- Teddy Roosevelt's blood can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he left most of it on San Juan Hill and decided he didn't actually need it.
- Teddy Roosevelt can win an argument on the Internet.
- Teddy Roosevelt is the choice of a new generation.
- The last digit of pi is Teddy Roosevelt.
- Teddy Roosevelt can feed his Mogwai after midnight.
- The only thing that can kill Teddy Roosevelt is another Teddy Roosevelt. And even then it's tricky.
Friday, January 16, 2009
You Can't Stop The Signal
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